what is those certificate all about?

Hello



I will cut down to what I wanna say. Since
the day we came in to contact with engineers and it professionals we heard
about INTENATIONAL CERTIFICATES. That when most of us became crazy about it. every
time we stand in front of certified guy our eyes pop out of our skulls and say
to our self "dude this is the man , this is the one how can fix any thing
".one day I asked my self what did this guy do to reach this level ,to
become the ONE . That when I started checking the web and see the contents of
those certificates. And now I will try to do my best to explain what he has,
what kind of knowledge and experience does he have. I will explain what
does CCNA CCNP CCVP CCSP CCIE"R&S, SP, SECURITY, VOICE" are all about,
in addition to MCSE LINUX, and some other certificates .so plz bear with me.